Friday, January 23, 2015

A Brief Summary in Verse of I Think You're Totally Wrong: A Quarrel, By David Shields and ( ? )


The Achilles' of Shields

We could talk about books
Or dine at Chinook's,
Or drink 'til we both have to pee,
Compare Laurel to Hardy
Or just have a party,
But do let's talk about ME!

Well now, at a guess,
We could chat about chess
Or have a quick go at tai chi,
Watch My Dinner With Andre,
Or just do the laundry,
But do let's talk about ME!

If you like we might waltz
While we do some bath-salts,
Have a listen to Bey & Jay-Z,
Critique modern art
Or just read Donna Tartt,
But do let's talk about ME!

ENVOY

As I'm sure you'll agree,
Oh, de tout mon ame
I believe it is all about ME!
About Me!  About Me!
Once again, it is ALL about ME!!!


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