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CHERIE & TONY BLAIR

In the memoirs by either Blair,
There is one thing the authors share:
The stuff, it seems, of great romance?
A million pounds, in advance.

Clerihew of a Dull Journey

TONY BLAIR

In case there's someone who should care,
We've got the book from Tony Blair.
(No matter how one tries to spin it,
There's very little interest in it.)