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From God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live, and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem, by Darrell Hammond

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"Joel Osteen, who is a very gifted speaker who draws his advise from the Bible, said 'Respect your parents.' And I thought, Until they stab you."

From Chapter Seven, Blood on the Floor, New York City, 1998