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From We Are Never Meeting In Real Life: Essays, by Samantha Irby

AHA!

"'SAM, THERE WERE THREE DIFFERENT PROTEINS ON YOUR PLATE.'
Aha! There it was: BACON SHAME. From someone with a preternaturally high metabolism who looked very good in the inappropriately tight turtlenecks he was fond of wearing."

From You Don't Have to Be Grateful for Sex